Conversation with This Dude

4:25 PM Jeffrey: Whats up dickwad?
HELLO!?!??
4:26 PM me: yes mr impatient
4:27 PM Jeffrey: just talk to me about forest vegitation simulators
me: ?????LOL?????
Jeffrey: funny...I'm not
4:28 PM me: well then, let me tell you about forest vegitation simulators.....
the best thing is that when you take a dump on the simulated vegetation while backpacking
the cellular lifeforms eat the pooh almost instantaneously, you never have to pack it out
4:29 PM and it results in zero carbon emissions
Jeffrey: Amazing!
me: truely
Jeffrey: what are you doing to night?
me: fixing a dudes bike and drinking beers